As kickoff approaches, Unca Jeff has a little tip for all of you. Put your goddamn phone in your pocket and keep it there. You’re never going to go back and watch a fraction of the events you think you need to film. Ain’t no one of Fakebook really cares if you’re at the game or taking a schit.
And this ESPECIALLY goes for the PGA galleries. You people look like fucking idiots. Put your phone in your fucking pocket. And keep it there.
The 2025 Big Ugly 