Champions – Jeff Cook & Tim Pennington
Tenison Park West
Dallas, TX
October 13, 1995
(TIE) OU 24- TX 24
Since Ugly IV was such a success – and they had a beer cart – we returned to Tennison in 1995. Knowing I hadn’t won in four previous years, I decided to just get loaded and see what would happen. It seems I wasn’t the only one partaking of the nectar that day. Bain, Miller and Dusty managed to polish off a half gallon of cheap vodka on the front nine . On the back, Dusty managed to break his 3 wood, drive his cart over the green (he was trying to kill his partner) and broadside the marshal who had merely come out to tell the Legend he probably shouldn’t be driving. After knocking the poor marshal out of his cart, Dusty thought it would be wise to hide. Good idea, right? Sure, except the bushes Dusty decided to hide in only concealed him from the knees up. Thanks to Miller for plunking down his credit card, Bain for kicking the shit out of Dusty in front of the marshal, and Seacat for doing his lawyer thing. Somehow we all avoided being arrested. I don’t remember who won that year, but I do remember it was a hell of a time. Why did they ever let us return again the next year?
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