Tenison Park – Highlands Course
Dallas, TX
October 7, 2011
OU 55 – TX 17
2011 saw the Sooners start another winning streak over the hated horns, pounding Mack Brown’s squad to the tune of 55-17. It was never close.
Not surprisingly, some of the horns didn’t take it so well. After the game, Ugly fans witnessed yet another Bitch-Slapping incident as an intoxicated puke of a Texas fan thought it would be cool to flip schit to one of our ladies. In this case, it was the lovely Candace Easley. And if you know Candace, she can take care of herself. After all, she’s been putting up with Lance’s schit for years.
Eerily similar to the first horn who got bitch-slapped in 2003, the little man dressed in burnt orange thought it would be cool to pick on a woman. In this case, he picked on the wrong woman. After an insult that would make a sailor blush, Candace rared back with a closed fist and dough-popped the classless asshole right in the kisser. The sorry little bastard turned tail and ran down the Midway – probably to seek the comfort and sympathy of his boyfriend.
And for the record, Candace and the Lovely D each been in more OU / Texas fights than their husbands. Who’da thunk it???
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