Tenison Park – Highlands Course
Dallas, TX
October 13, 2012
OU 62 – TX 21
Ah yesssss… 2012 saw the Sooners spank the horns yet again, this time beating the ever-living schit out of Mack Brown’s overmatched squad to the tune of 63-21. It hasn’t been close now for about three years.
This time horn fans behaved themselves and (to my knowledge) didn’t even have the muster to pick a fight with any of the ladies. Things cannot be good in Austin these days.
The 2012 installment of the Red River War was the fourth massive blowout Bob Stoops’ troops have enjoyed over Texas since he took the reins in 1999. This rivarly is beginning to look a lot like Florida vs. Georgia.
That said, the weekend involved a massive consumption of cold beer and I’m afraid I don’t recall much about the Ugly proper – including the winners of said tournament. I do recall one of the marshalls at Tenison Park frowned on the ladies’ jello-shot donation. Of course, this was AFTER he had partaken of several jello-shots himself. After telling him he could go ‘Go phuck himself’, I’m afraid we won’t be returning to Tenison again anytime soon. Of course, I also said that after the “The Legend of Lefty” and “Beer Golf I & II” so who really knows???
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