Author Archives: Cook

Worthy Uglies, Christmas is only a few weeks away and it’s time for Santa to finalize his Naughty and Nice List. Below is a Roster of confirmed entries. Very Nice. Those who have already paid are highlighted in green. Very, VERY Nice. If your name’s in red, it’s time to ‘Pay Up Dekes‘. Entry feeContinue reading “Chomping At The Bit”

Ugly IV – ‘The Mayor Rides Again’ Champions – Brett Bonifay & Mike Pennington Tenison Park WestDallas, TXOctober 7, 1994(L) OU 10- TX 17 1994 saw the Ugly move yet again. Trying to appease the growing number of degenerates who required alcohol (the first three years were played at “dry” courses), we played Lee Trevino’sContinue reading “Ugly Remembered 1994”

Ugly III – ‘The Apple and the Tree’ Champions (TIE) – Mark Kaiser & Steve Shibley Todd Cook & Jeff Brown Sherrill Park Golf CourseRichardson, TXOctober 8, 1993 OU 38 – TX 17 From what you will find is a growing trend, Indian Springs thought it would be wise for us to hold the third UglyContinue reading “Ugly Remembered 1993”

Ugly II – ‘Yip City’ Champions – Barry Carter and Rob Coffey Indian Springs Golf CourseCarrollton, TXOctober 9, 1992(L) OU 24 – TX 34 Word spread (barely) the next year. This time, 22 of us returned to Indian Springs for Ugly Round 2. Another Chamber of Commerce type day and on the 18th hole, Carter reallyContinue reading “Ugly Remembered 1992”

Ugly I – ‘The Twin Cities’ Champions – Greg Cross (“Minneapolis”) and Bret Hayes (“St. Paul”) Indian Springs Golf CourseCarrollton, TXOctober 11, 1991(L) OU 7 – TX 10 Looking back, it’s hard to believe this little shindig started 30 years ago. As I recall, it was an impromptu gathering the year after many of us graduatedContinue reading “Ugly Remembered 1991”

In the wake of Hurricane Ida, our game against Tulane has been officially relocated from New Orleans to Norman. Tulane will actually be the home team which will be unique. However, the bookmakers don’t seem to impressed. Sooners have gone from a 21.5 Road Favorite to a 31.5 Home/Road favorite. Word is the Sooners areContinue reading “Home Game, Or Not?”

It’s been a couple of years but now is the time. Pandemic scham-demic. If the world ever needed an Ugly, it’s now. 2021 has made 2020 look like a popcorn fart. Make your plans now and get your ass to Dallas for the second week in October. We’ll be teeing it up on Thursday nightContinue reading “The Big Ugly Returneth”

As kickoff approaches, Unca Jeff has a little tip for all of you. Put your goddamn phone in your pocket and keep it there. You’re never going to go back and watch a fraction of the events you think you need to film. Ain’t no one of Fakebook really cares if you’re at the gameContinue reading “Enough of the Goddamn iPhone Journalists”

The season is here and it’s time to start tailgating. I’m planning on doing most of it at home as that’s where the beer is coldest, the crowds are non-existent and I don’t have to hear about 1,000 in-stadium commercials and stupid-human promos. I couldn’t give a schit if little Jenny can throw a fooseballContinue reading “Game Day Preps”

Week 1 is upon us and we’re getting ready for the most glorious time of year. The Sooners look strong and are poised to challenge for yet another National Championship. With a stout Defense and a Lincoln Riley Offense the Crimson and Cream are on everyone’s short list of NC contenders. Can the good guysContinue reading “College Football Is Here”