Chomping At The Bit

Worthy Uglies,

Christmas is only a few weeks away and it’s time for Santa to finalize his Naughty and Nice List. Below is a Roster of confirmed entries. Very Nice. Those who have already paid are highlighted in green. Very, VERY Nice. If your name’s in red, it’s time to ‘Pay Up Dekes‘. Entry fee is $125 and includes lunch. I don’t want cash so Venmo me:
@Jeff-Cook-OU.

NOTE I: If you have a Tee-Time and/or grouping preference and don’t see it noted on the Roster, let me know by the end of next week. If you plan to play, but haven’t signed up, let me know by the end of next week.

In addition to the unpaids, the Naughty List includes those who played last year but have yet to declare their attendance: Truscott, Winsky, Big Seacat Daddy, Rhodes, Captain Bonj and Geoff. ‘Sign Up Dekes‘.

NOTE II: There will be 2 Flights this year. The Good Flight is a 2 Man Best-Ball with a Shamble. The Ugly Flight is back in order and is a 2 Man Scramble. No Handicaps for either flight. Winners of the Good Flight will split 65% of the Prize Pool and the Ugly Flight splits 35%. We’re not talking Elon Musk money here, so pick whichever flight you like. I don’t give a shit.

Lastly, there will be a return of the Thursday Night Extravaganza. It’ll be at Top Golf located at Park and Abrams Rd in the central part of Dallas. I need a headcount for this so I can reserve bays. It’ll start at 9pm with a New Event called ‘The Dry Heave’ to begin at 10:30pm. This is gonna be a good one so if you plan to attend… by now you know the drill.

NOTE III: TEXAS SUCKS!!!

Duties Performed

Cook out.